OMG REVELATION GUYS OMG!

Alright, do you want to hear something amazing?
In one month, I lost one pound. I starved, I exercised, I ran around in circles to lose weight.
Last fall, in 3 months, I lost 30 pounds.
What's the difference?
Well, for one, I was obese, and it's always easier to lose weight when you're significantly overweight. But that can't account for the whole thing, right? I mean, losing roughly a third of a pound a day to losing nothing? nada? zilch?
Yeah. Something's wrong.
So....... I'm going to try something. Something every weight-loss wannabe is afraid to try. I'm going to give a big, resounding,
FUCK THIS.
I may sound angry (gee, wonder why? :D) but I'm not. I'm free! I want to lose weight, I have plans to lose weight, and I will lose weight. Just watch. But I'm going to do it like a real, rational, sane, human being. I'm going to do it like the French.
What?
Heck yes. I'm going to EAT, baby, and I'm going to LOVE IT.
Three months when I lost 30 pounds, and barely noticed because a large amount of it was effortless. Just living in France did that. So...
This blog is turning over a new leaf. I will be fabulous, I will be a healthy weight. That's my goal, because why bother trying to kill myself for an ideal that I can never really get to without being miserable? I love food, I do! But I don't love masses of excess, and I don't love scarfing down a mcdonalds double quarter pounder with cheese because it's lunch time and I 'suppose' I'm hungry.
No. I will make food deliberate. I will enjoy treats. I will eat cheese, and I will eat chocolate. I will order desert.
But I'll do it in moderation, the type that doesn't exist in the USA.
And I'll enjoy it. Anyone want to join me?
Be jealous. Be very jealous.